Wikivoyage:Joke articles/Time travel/Latin phrasebook

Basics

 * Hello. : Hello. (HEH-low)
 * Hello. (informal) : Hi. (HIGH)
 * How are you? : How are you? (HOW ah YOO?)
 * Fine, thank you. : Fine, thank you. (FIGHN, then KYOO)
 * What is your name? : What is your name? (WUT iz yer NAYM?)
 * My name is ______ . : My name is ______ . (Migh NAYM iz _____ .)
 * Nice to meet you. : Nice to meet you. (NIGHSS t' meet YOO)
 * Please. : Please. (pleez)
 * Thank you. : Thank you. (THANK yoo)
 * You're welcome. : You're welcome. (yuhr WEL-kuhm)
 * Yes. : Yes. (YESS)
 * No. : No. (NOH)
 * Excuse me. (getting attention) : Excuse me. (ehkz-KYOOZ mee)
 * Excuse me. (begging pardon) : Excuse me. (ehkz-KYOOZ mee)
 * I'm sorry. : I'm sorry. (IGHM SAW-ree)
 * Goodbye : Goodbye. (GUHD-bigh.)
 * Goodbye (informal) : Bye. (BIGH)
 * I can't speak name of language [well]. : I can't speak English [well]. (IGH cant speek ING-lush [wehl])
 * Do you speak English? : Do you speak English? (doo YOO speek ING-lush?)
 * Is there someone here who speaks English? : Is there someone here who speaks English? (IZ thayr SUM-wun heer hoo speekz ING-lush?)
 * Help! : Help! (HEHLP!)
 * Look out! : Look out! (look OWT!)
 * Good morning. : Good morning. (guhd MOAN-ing)
 * Good evening. : Good evening. (guhd EEV-ning)
 * Good night. : Good night. (guhd NIGHT)
 * Good night (to sleep) : Good night. (good NIGHT)
 * I don't understand. : I don't understand. (IGH doan UHN-dur-STAND)
 * Where is the toilet? : Where is the toilet? (WAYR iz thuh TOY-leht?)