Wikivoyage:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/Poopville

Poopville is in Georgia.

Understand
Poopville is often described as a poopy town. It was established in 1876.

Get in
It's a 30-minute trip by car from Atlanta. You can also get there by boat.

Get around
You can rent a poop-fueled car at Joe's Poopcars at 38 Constipation Street. You can also buy rollerskates.

See

 * The Poop House is the town hall. It is on the corner of Diarrhea Street and Rectum Avenue.
 * John's Poop is a giant statue of a piece of poop. The real poop is in the Poopville Mall at the intersection of Colon Street and Flatulence Avenue.

Do

 * The Poop Theater is a giant theater at 647 Main Avenue.
 * Poopaoke is an annual karaoke event held at Poop Park.

Buy

 * Poopenirs are available at Joe's Travels at the intersection of Main Street and Main Avenue.

Eat

 * Sitting Bull Steakhouse is a steakhouse at 333 Anus Avenue.
 * There is a McDonald's at the corner of Main Street and Flatulence Avenue.

Drink

 * Barbarian Bar is a bar at 16 Rectum Avenue.
 * I Gotta Believe is a Parappistani non-alcoholic drink shop chain with a drinking place on the second floor.

Sleep

 * Poopy Pootel is a motel at the corner of Constipation Street and Appendix Avenue.
 * Ohcraphotel is an budget hotel at 7 Appendix Avenue.

Connect

 * The Phonehouse is a place for calling home at the corner of Diarrhea Street and Appendix Avenue. Any attempt to contact a person in Atlanta will be unsuccessful.

Go next

 * Flushing, New York
 * Bath and Toilets
 * Gravioli
 * Parappistan