Wikivoyage:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/MY HOUSE

MY HOUSE is a city in MY TOWN.

Understand
THIS IS MY HOUSE.

Get in
DAILY TRAIN SERVICE FROM CAPITAL CITY.

BUS TO AND FROM LOCAL TOWNS AND CITES.

By plane
NEAREST AIRPORT IS CITY AIRPORT.

Get around
ON FOOT.

THERE ARE PLANS TO BUILD A METRO AROUND MY HOUSE WITH THE FIRST 2 LINES DUE TO BE COMPLETED IN MARCH 1543.

See
THE MAGNIFICANT POSTERS ON THE WALL IN MUSEUM OF MODERN POSTERS.

MANY INTRESTING DOCUMENTRIES AND DRAMA SHOWS ARE SCREENED DAILY.

Do
NOTHING TO SEE OR DO!!!!!

Learn
MAKE USE OF THE EXTENSIVE LIBRARY AND READING COLLECTING

TAKE PART IN A POLITICS OR LANGUAGE COURSE

Work
MANY SERVANTS POISITONS AVAILVBLE IF WANTED

Buy
MANY VINTAGE ITEMS FOR SALE

MANY MEALS AVAILABLE AND GOOD PRICE TO FOR THE BUDGET CONCCIUSSOUS !!

Eat
LOTS OF FOOD AVAILABLE AND FROM AROUND THE WORLD TOO!!

ALL IN ONCE PLACE !! BARGAIN!!!

Drink
BEER IS GOOD

FOR LARGER FAN THE CHOICE MAY BE LIMITED HOWEVER

MUCH REAL ALE AND GUINESS IS OFTEN ON OFFER

Sleep
YOUR NOT SLEEPING IN MY BED !!!!!!!!!

Contact
WHEN YOU COME YOU MUST THROW AWAY YOUR PHONE IMMEDIATELY.

Stay safe
YOU CAN'T STAY SAFE HERE!!!!!!

Cope
I CANT COPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get out
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!