User:Kong of Lasers

I am King Kong and I live on Skull Island. Nope, just kidding.

My name is A Secret and I live in California. I moved here from Boston, Massachusetts. I am proud to be a Californian, even though I'm not one.

Just to get this over with
I'm blocked on the English Wikipedia for no reason except that I'm living close to a Sockpuppeteer, so it isn't really my fault. In fact, admins blocked every user editing in a forty meter radius, so I couldn't escape. Just don't mind that. I have no intentions to vandalize Wikivoyage at all and I am not a '''sockpuppet. I am active on Wikimedia Commons so the admins there must have some sense. I rarely edit on the Chinese Wikipedia, Wiktionary, Wikispecies, Spanish Wikipedia, Meta-Wiki, and probably here too.'''

I will no longer be active starting today