User:Arepticous/ Humor

THE CONFUSING POLICIES AND GUIDELINES

 * Milking cows is against the law, hence it is mandatory that all prisoner's stay away from Wiki voyage.
 * We dont not provide travel guide services, we only provide you with copied stuff from Men in black international
 * Every admin is supposed to clean up after themselves because of the rabbits
 * Never say never... it was meant to not to be to not to be
 * The mentally ill are must be today respected well
 * Follow us on instagram- @wikivoyage.com.com.com.com
 * We should not sleep during wiki.
 * What i do is none of your buisness... so listen intently

TOP FUNNY INSULTS
'''Do not ever use these insults in here... its not nice'''
 * Are you this stupid or is it a special occasion?
 * The other's are not smart... you are just dumb
 * your face is a great use in war... cause it kills faster than any gun or bomb
 * If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
 * You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
 * Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
 * No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
 * If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
 * Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there.

Funny quotes
"Always remember you are unique... just like everyone else"

"Hanging your self is not worth it... shooting yourself is..."

"Look at the sky... what do you see? You see that you just obeyed my orders...."

"Help each other and climb up the ladder of life... I will remove the screws to make sure you fall"

- Life

"Never say never... say never ever instead"

"Alcohol is like medicine for a depressed man... drink too much and you die."

=Funny sections=

By plane
Planes are awesome stuff, make sure to pack a bottle of water in your carry on baggage. You must bring a knife, a copper coil, some rope, some gun powder, a sword (if you have one), a flashlight, food, parachute, match sticks in case the plain crashes.

by car
Get in to your car and turn on the engine... then follow the directions given to you... VROOOMVROOOOMVOROOOOOOOMVROOOOOMVROOMVROOOOOM---VROOOOM-VROOM-VROOM-VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM---VROOM-VROOM and then finally stop