Glenrothes

Glenrothes is a large town in Fife, with a population in 2016 of 38,510. It's a post-War "New Town" with uninspiring architecture and not normally a town people visit. It does have great views of the Lomond Hills from the town centre, Riverside Park and the Rothes Halls. Also if you flew into Edinburgh Airport late in the day and were facing a long journey northeast, the local hotels offer a good stop-over.

The star attraction is Falkland Palace ten miles north, where Scottish monarchs came for hunting and amusement, but grisly deeds were also done. A similar fate is deserved by anyone who lures their partner to Glenrothes by proposing a romantic weekend in a Scottish glen.

Understand
Scotland's housing was in poor condition after the Second World War, so four "New Towns" were built rapidly on greenfield sites: East Kilbride from 1947, Glenrothes from 1948, Cumbernauld from 1955 and Livingston from 1962. A fifth was grafted onto the existing town of Irvine, while Stonehouse in Lanarkshire never got built. Glenrothes like the others was governed by a development corporation, until 1995 when its powers and duties transferred to Fife Council. It was intended to house the miners of the Fife coalfields, but these were already in decline. New industry developed, although in 1963-64 the town's eagerness to attract this made it the dupe of a colossal scam, the Cadco pig factory. Glenrothes today has a mix of public sector employment (such as council and police headquarters), service industry and manufacturing.

By air
Edinburgh is the nearest airport, with excellent flight connections. Take the direct bus 747 to Inverkeithing for trains or to Halbeath for buses towards Glenrothes. Fife Airport at the west edge of town is just for private aviation.

By train
As with Livingston, the planners of Glenrothes sited it clear of the railways, those dirty inefficient outdated things. The future was road transport: the car and road-building industries enjoyed cosy relations with politics, and eventually Dr Beeching wielded his axe against the rail network.

has trains every 30 min from Edinburgh Waverley. These take an hour, via Haymarket (for airport and trains from Glasgow), Dalmeny (for South Queensferry), North Queensferry, Inverkeithing, Rosyth, Dunfermline (two stations), Cowdenbeath, Lochgelly and Cardenen.

Trains no longer continue in a loop to the coast, so to reach Kirkcaldy and connections from Dundee or Perth by rail you have to double back via Inverkeithing. It's quicker from the north to travel to Markinch then take the bus.

"With Thornton" possibly derives from a Pictish term meaning "not particularly close" - it's three miles south of Glenrothes, see below for Bus 39. It's just an unstaffed platform with no ticket machines, buy from the conductor if you start your journey here. There are ramps to both platforms.

has hourly trains from Edinburgh via Haymarket, Inverkeithing and Kirkcaldy, taking 50 min and continuing to Cupar, Leuchars (for St Andrews), Dundee, Carnoustie and Arbroath. Trains to Perth also stop here every hour or two but those for Aberdeen thunder through non-stop. Markinch is two miles east of town centre but on the Glenrothes - Leven bus route.

By bus
is the bus hub for central Fife.

Stagecoach Bus X54 / 59 runs every 30 min from Edinburgh via Halbeath (for airport bus), taking 80 min to Glenrothes; then X54 continues to Dundee and X59 to St Andrews.

Bus X24 runs hourly from Glasgow via Cumbernauld, Dunfermline and Halbeath, taking two hours to Glenrothes and continuing to St Andrews.

Bus X37 runs every 30 min from Kirkcaldy and takes 30 min. Bus 39 is a slower hourly route serving Glenrothes with Thornton railway station, and Bus 32 an even slower route via Cardenen.

Buses 43 and X4 run from Leven via Markinch railway station, so the service is every 30 min. Bus 44 also runs from Leven but not via Markinch.

Bus 362 runs hourly from Perth via Bridge of Earn, Abernethy, Newburgh, Auchtermuchty, Falkland (for palace) and Cadham (for hospital).

By road
By road from the south follow M90 across the Forth onto A92 east. Cyclists must use the old Forth Road Bridge, and will have a better ride by following the coast road.

Get around
The town sprawls over several miles, but the buses to Kirkcaldy and Leven criss-cross it and serve the two railway stations.

Taxi operators include Izan's +44 1592 211111, Barry Cabs +44 1592 211211 and Town Cabs +44 1592 751111.

See

 * New Town architecture: Glenrothes is one of the better examples of a Scottish New Town, with low rise buildings and lots of green space; it doesn't have the slabby blocks of flats or alienating highways of others. Still, an acquired taste.
 * at the north end of the golf course had to be shifted from its original site when the A92 was widened in 1970, though its Neolithic burial chambers (circa 2000 BC) were lost.
 * Balfarg Henge on the opposite side of A92 is a larger stone circle and ditch, which has become the centrepiece of a modern housing estate.
 * Falkland village is attractive and was repaired along with the palace in the 19th century. Maspie Den is a pleasant walk west.
 * start just west of Falkland and end abruptly above Loch Leven; you can drive up to Craigmead. Don't mistake these hills for Ben Lomond, 80 miles west as the crow flies.
 * Falkland village is attractive and was repaired along with the palace in the 19th century. Maspie Den is a pleasant walk west.
 * start just west of Falkland and end abruptly above Loch Leven; you can drive up to Craigmead. Don't mistake these hills for Ben Lomond, 80 miles west as the crow flies.

Do

 * Rothes Halls in Kingdom Shopping Centre is the main performing arts venue, with concerts, comedy, drama and panto.
 * Cinema: Kino Cinema are also in the shopping centre. They've another cinema in Leven.
 * Golf courses are at Glenrothes GC, Leslie GC, Balbirnie Park and Thornton GC. There's another at Falkland, and lots more on the coast around Kirkcaldy and Leven.
 * Football: this large town doesn't have a pro soccer club. Head to Kirkcaldy to watch Raith Rovers in the Championship, the games' second tier. Local newcomers are Kelty Hearts FC, who only turned professional in 2017 but now play in League One, the third tier.
 * Highland Games are held in June at John Dixon Park in Markinch, with the next on Su 2 June 2024. The Games at Thornton in July have folded.

Buy

 * Kingdom Shopping Centre is north side of the bus station. There's a retail park a block north across Queensway, with Morrison's, Asda and Aldi.

Eat

 * Just the usual fast food takeaways in town centre. You'll do better in the pubs or hotels, see below.

Drink

 * Town centre has Golden Acorn (a Wetherspoons, see Sleep) and Phoenix. Further out are Pinkerton's, Otters Head, The Woodside and Coopers Bar.
 * Inchdairnie Distillery on Whitecraigs Rd makes whisky, but it's not expected to go on sale until 2029. And don't go looking for Glenrothes Distillery hereabouts, that's many miles north near Elgin.

Sleep

 * Travelodge is another budget chain, east side of Bankhead Roundabout.
 * Travelodge is another budget chain, east side of Bankhead Roundabout.
 * Travelodge is another budget chain, east side of Bankhead Roundabout.

Connect
Glenrothes and its approach highway A92 have 4G from all UK carriers. As of Oct 2021, 5G has not reached this area.

Go next

 * Anstruther is the main fishing village along the attractive East Neuk coast. Boat trips visit the Isle of May.
 * St Andrews has Scotland's oldest university and a well-preserved ancient centre.
 * Kinross is by Loch Leven, with the island castle that Mary Queen of Scots escaped from.
 * Dunfermline was Scotland's medieval capital, with seven monarchs buried in its Abbey.
 * Twentieth century New Towns: to contrast and compare, visit Livingston, Cumbernauld, East Kilbride and  Irvine.