Cleethorpes

Cleethorpes is a seaside resort on the Lincolnshire east coast of England, on the south bank of the mouth of the River Humber. It merges into the neighbouring town of Grimsby, and this conurbation and rural hinterland comprise the unitary Local Authority of North East Lincolnshire, also called Great Grimsby.

Like Grimsby, it began as a fishing settlement, but evolved instead into a seaside resort when the 19th-century fashion for sea-bathing developed. This was greatly boosted by the arrival of the railway. It thrived until the 1960s, when the Med became accessible to British holidaymakers, and traditional resorts declined. Today most visitors come on day-trips: the motorway puts it within two hours’ drive from the main cities of Yorkshire. Those staying longer are often caravanning.

Cleethorpes is where the Prime (or Greenwich) Meridian of 0 degrees longitude crosses the UK coastline.

Get in
Same options & directions as for Grimsby, but reckon on another 10 minutes driving or on the train from inland.

At, note the clock tower, with its ornate ironwork. There's a cafe here, and other facilities on the adjacent promenade.

Get around
Stagecoach buses run frequently between Cleethorpes and Grimsby. Otherwise walk, or cycle to outlying attractions such as Tetney bird reserve or Louth.

Do
has been awarded a "Blue Flag" for cleanliness. The strip of sand is narrow so the area near the pier can become cramped during the summer holidays, but further north & south will be quieter. (Parking charges apply 7 days near the pier, but there’s free street parking a few hundred yards away.) The sand dunes alongside the boating lake and parts of the beach have been designated a nature reserve as this area is an important stop-off point for migratory birds.

The Humber has big tides, so the sea goes out a long way, leaving a vast expanse of mudflats. Check the tide times before venturing far out, as it will come flooding back in very quickly, and fill channels behind you to cut you off. A red flag may fly at these times.

The beach and Promenade stretch out for a couple of miles on either side of the pier, and everything in town is either on the Promenade or very close to it. Walking north, you'll pass the railway station, and eventually reach Blundell Park, the home of Grimsby Town FC. For more info on the football see under Grimsby or the club's own website. Go any further north and you cross into Grimsby, and the beach is swallowed by mud and dockland.

The beach is better going south and has more to see and do. A short way south of the pier is, a Victorian folly, a mock-medieval castle ruin erected in 1885 just to look quaint. (Always open, free entry.) Out to sea, note the two Humber forts built during World War I to defend the estuary. is close to shore at the south edge of town, while Bull Sand Fort stands mid-channel. The forts can't be visited. Far side of the channel, spot the lighthouse and coastguard station at Spurn Head: it would be a drive to reach them. Early evening you'll see the ferry making its way downriver from Hull to Rotterdam or Zeebrugge.

Walk a little further south to find the Leisure Centre and steam railway:

Continuing south, Pleasure Island Theme Park has gone out of business. Nearby on the promenade, note the 100-year old statue of. Of whom the legend goes, but there are identical statues in many American and European cities dating to circa 1890, all with their own local legend, and all just as irresistible to drunks and vandals. The Boy is most likely to be 19th-century mass-produced kitsch.

are attractive green spaces near the promenade. Beach and seafront are generally quiet this far out from the centre. Midweek, the only beach action will be a pensioner's dog chasing the seagulls.

stands precisely on the Prime (Greenwich) Meridian of 0 degrees longitude, so you can bestride the east and west hemispheres. Adjacent to Showground caravan park (the Showground has occasional events, but is mostly draughty and deserted). From here the Meridian crosses the Humber estuary to the Holderness (East Yorkshire) peninsula, again leaves the coast at Withernsea, then has no other landfall on the way to the North Pole – that's from Cleethorpes, according to the signpost.

For sailing, the are based at Thornes Park, DN36 4HD, phone 01246 865044, visiting sailors welcome. Note the big tides and busy shipping lanes: all craft must maintain contact with the marine traffic service. Find the Club at latitude 53.5254 North, and if you don’t know the longitude by now, stick to the boating lake.

At the southern edge of town are the, a well-preserved pre-war colony of chalets. They're on long leases and seldom available to visitors. Then, with Haile Sand Fort just offshore, you cross from Great Grimsby into Lincolnshire, and the beach again becomes muddy around the Tetney RSPB bird centre.

Going further afield, railway enthusiasts unimpressed by the system in town may prefer the Lincolnshire Wolds Railway,  south at North Thoresby. This is standard gauge, on a remnant of the dismantled Grimsby-Louth line, and usually steam-hauled.

Also near here is : see entry under Grimsby.

Events
See www.visitcleethorpes.com and www.visitlincolnshire.com for forthcoming events.

Cleethorpes hosts Northeast Lincolnshire's Armed Forces Day in late June.

Eat
Numerous small places, both eat-in and carry-out, offer the traditional British seaside fare of fish and chips, pizza, kebabs, chicken foo yong and lamb bhuna, to be followed by more chips. Not so small is the huge fish & chips place on the pier:



Sleep
Cleethorpes has many traditional “Bed & Breakfast” guest houses and family-run small hotels; the only commercial chain hotel is Premier Inn. There are three caravan sites in town: Cleethorpes Showground at Meridian Park, Beachcomber on North Sea Lane, then Thorpe Park at Humberston. There are many more sites along the coast down to Mablethorpe.



Stay safe
You’ve come to the right place, there’s seldom much aggro around town. Keep a close eye on children close to the sea’s edge: big tides mean strong currents.

Connect
Cleethorpes has 4G from all UK carriers. As of Nov 2022, 5G has reached nearby Grimsby but not Cleethorpes.

Go next

 * Hull is the big busy port across the estuary, with a maritime heritage.
 * Lincoln has a charming preserved medieval centre.
 * Louth is an attractive market town much used for 1950s TV locations.